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Having power. He-Man versus Heracles.

By Gerald Brown

With an anger-fuelled roar, Heracles made a tremendous flip that sent a roaring, emitting He-Man flying a few thousand feet into the air. When the hero fell, he collided in the middle of a humongous mountain in a barren town. The fall made him sink deep down the bottom, his nude body falling through rock like water.

Heracles was in a rage. He leapt after his enemy. All that was on his mind was the blonde interloper's destruction. In two tremendous leaps, he was at the mountain where He-Man fell.

The Eternian made the earth tremble as he hefted his half of the mountain over his massively rippled body. Heracles punched through the other half. When his furious fists were through connecting to the other side, he greeted a screaming He-Man who tried to pound him with the mountain. Heracles caught the other side and in a tug of war with a heavy mountain.

The muscles tensed and strained as the hundreds of tons that represented the mountain's weight succumbed to their squeezing and compressing. The powerhouses compressed and pushed, squeezing out of control as the monstrous mountain started to crumble. In a massive explosion of strength against strength, the mountain shattered in a shower of massive stones that bounced harmlessly off the punching heroes.

The powerhouses traded over two-hundred and fifty punches, each sounding off as a sonic boom. The punches were ineffective against each other's faces and chests, only making their powers grow in anticipation of merciless devastation.

The roaring mammoths locked bodies, their hips collided, every stroke like a falling boulder on the ground. They rolled on the ground, making the earth tremble as they tried to squeeze each other.

He-Man seized Heracles hair and threw him at the mountain half still existing. He charged the Olympian, who dodged the blow that made the mountain split. Heracles threw his foe's head against his massive rippled knee and clothes-lined him. His bare foot was close to stomping He-Man's neck. He-Man moved just in time. He seized his leg and maneuvered himself for a spinning toe hold. His goal was to break his leg. But a kick by the Greek sent He-Man crashing into the mountain. As He-Man fell, Heracles leapt, preparing to damage the Eternian with a double-fist blow. Again, the Master of the Universe dodged him. The earth trembled with Heracles' monstrous blow, missing its mark.

He-Man seized Heracles and pile-drove his head into the ground. He kicked his groins several times. Heracles ignored his pain and kicked a rampaging He-Man away from him.

With wrathful power, he ripped open the crevice he was trapped in and turned to see He-Man tackle him. Heracles seized him and slammed his back to the ground. Heracles sent several punches to He-Man's torso.

He scooped the Eternian up to give him a skull-crushing headlock. He-Man was in deep trouble. He was already wasted from all that other damage, and now, a headlock?

He could feel his skull give in to the massive pressure. He had one chance to escape this feral fate; he leapt, carrying He-Man. As they fell, He-Man jack-knifed Heracles, tumbled into the air, and dove down, giving Heracles a torpedo double-fist attack strike. Heracles fell a hundred feet underground. He-Man fell in, and the planet trembled once again.

HHRRRGGGGGH! UHHH! UHHH! HRRRRRRRHH HUHH! UHHH! UHH!

CHOOM! THWHOOOOMM WHOOM! THOOOM! CHOOOMMM! THWHOOM! THOOM!!

HHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRHHHHHHHGGG!!

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH!

UHHHH! HHHUHHHHH! UHHHHH! UHHHHHHH HHHHHMMMMGG!

KKKKKKKKKMMMMMMMMMMM!!

THOOM! CHWHOOOOOOMM!! THOOMMM!

ZKKKKK-CHEOMMMMMMMM!!

All their scrapping upset a volcanic line. In twenty minutes, all the time they were fighting, a vicious volcano rose from the ground. Over ninety feet of nasty magma-spewing mountain. One massive explosion, and Heracles and He-Man were divided by the awesome volcano. They both fell to the ground with enough force to cause another earthquake.

The furious heroes tried to force the volcano back to the ground for fifteen minutes. Their enormous strength did grow, but the effort to fell the volcano failed. The volcano made a loud sound of erupting devastation.

The frustrated duo pulled back their arms and legs, bulged their loins, and let out angry roars as they twitched their foot longs.

Seconds later, their monstrous cannons were shoved deep into the mountain-sized natural disaster.

For ten might-filled minutes, the nudes rimmed the volcano, earning a slight tremor from it. But its massive size and power only rose, and the lava was about to reach inhabited areas.

The massive heat made the nudes feel inexplicable pleasure. Their mighty strokes slowed down, turning more powerful. Their testicles ribbed erotically against the rock, making showers of pebbles and soot all around fall like a small shower of earth. Their faces lost the rage and in return, beheld ribald ecstasy. Humming and grunting slowed to erotic detail. Their unstoppable hips rubbed against the volcano while their twitching monsters bounced inside, just anticipating the loads they will spit out.

They did relieve themselves inside the volcano; the power of their tinkle making a straight path to the molten hotness.

The nudes stroked and thrust and rimmed for another fifteen-to-eighteen minutes. They roared and moaned ecstatically as they felt their loads about to shoot out. The volcano shook as their hips collided against it. They could hear each other grunt and roar as they were about to ejaculate.

The sensation happened once again!

Their fierce, potent emissions shot through the volcano to the core, The volcano's innards surrendered to the power, inner rocks and dust covering up much of the core, preventing more lava from escaping its home. The five minutes of unending ejaculation from both hulking behemoths of muscle diluted the core made out of countless gallons of lava. Smoke flew out of its top as the moaning strongmen kept stroking.

After they erupted, their roaring mouths commenced with their calls of power as they stroked and pulled down the volcano. This excessive use of power took then over thirty minutes, for the labor was extraordinary. Boulders showered from the sky as well as molten rock, fire, lava and dust. All around the mighty duo. They continued their force until the volcano was half way down.

They immediately masturbated to cause another pair of emissions. As their members squirted, the mighty duo forced the volcano down the hole it spawned out of, each and every muscle in their inhuman bodies bulged out as the effort to lose the volcano grew to an incredible scale.

With rippled arms and freakishly growing biceps, the duo sealed the hole where the volcano was forced down; a process which took over thirty minutes.

The fumes of the volcano, and all that ejaculating and fighting broke off the effects of Hera's rage on He-Man. He started getting dizzy, and his voice returned to him.

"WOW!" He said. "That was a rush. Yep. Naked, totally erect. Shot up a few times. Hera must probably want me to kill Heracles. But what's the use? Zeus will bring him back to life and thwart her."

A roaring Heracles punched He-Man through a mountain. The Eternian rose, shaking his body and rubbing his cheek.

"And then again, there's adult He-Man fans that want me to kick butt while exposing mine. So, I'll do it."

"Allow me to make a lie out of that promise to your fans," Heracles said, hearing this as another plot by Hera to end his life. "Your mission is to entertain family audiences. And I will see to it that you condemn nudity and harsh sexuality."

"Can't we just get along?"

"I say thee nay."

He-Man attacked, but Heracles tackled him. He-Man flipped him to the mountain. He-Man charged with a punch that split the mountain, but not the dodging hero of Greece. Heracles seized his foe's arm and threw him into the crack his punch made.

Heracles put his magnified might into sealing the mountain, but He-Man struggled to force his way free. Both monsters of strength grew in power. They both grew twice as strong as they strained and roared. Their screams of defiance were loud and uncouth, but necessary in order to demonstrate the intense power. The mountain trembled, an unending symphony of crumbling noises as loud as a set of bass drums strumming without end.

Their monstrous phalluses pointed against each other as their torsos bulged and their heads were pulled back. They were drowned in their own rage and power as their strength grew in their war with the mountain. This lengthy struggle of power took just about forty minutes until Heracles kicked a stone against He-Man's loins. The distraction was just good enough for Heracles' power to do the rest.

KHOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!

Heracles took deep and mighty breaths of victory, his penis twitched uncontrollably and his monstrous pair of boulders called a chest bulged out in his invulnerable glory.

Five minutes later, He-Man's vicious power ripped free of his apparent prison.

"You wanna piece of this?" He-Man challenged.

"Aye, a glorious battle this shall be," Heracles smiled as he charged.

Thirty-nine minutes of punches occurred with no damaging effect on either men. Suddenly, He-Man lifted Heracles over his head and threw him to the second mountain nearest him. He leapt and dove into the fray as Heracles shook himself and braced for He-Man's charge with a lat spread and a Herculean grunt. He stomped the floor several times, turning his wrath into pure strength.

He-Man collided with the massive hero's chest, bouncing off him. Heracles made a massive roar and pulled back his arms to pull in pure power from-wherever.

He-Man, summoning his incredible power himself, delivered three earthquake-powerful punches and a mighty elbow to Heracles' testicles-to no effect.

"Okay, here's a problem."

He-Man leapt against Heracles with a double fist blow that affected him like a cool wind breeze. Heracles simply yawned and stuck out his chest as He-Man delivered an hour of blows powerful enough to destroy the planet against his massive opponent with no effect at all.

With mirthful, almost erotic grunts as his vocabulary, Heracles delivered a massive punch to He-Man's gut, making him fall over to his knees. Heracles smote the kneeling Eternian with his sweaty, oily left bubble-boulder buttock that had He-Man flying against the wall.

Heracles pounded He-Man with over fifty butt-bashes to the face, cheek to cheek. That seemed to have knocked some sense into him. He-Man made a powerful leap behind fragments of the first mountain that was ruined by their power. He-Man threw a huge chunk of mountain at Heracles.

The grunting hero caught it casually, stuck his cannon inside it, and rimmed it until it shattered. That happened to the other five more large chunks He-Man threw at him. Again with unexplained speed, Heracles ran up to He-Man and felled him with his buttocks.

He-Man was once again on his knees. He looked at the awesome Olympian's foot-long as he posed another lat spread and gave him a tremendous grunt of erotic pleasure.

Before the Eternian could speak, Heracles barraged him with penile whips to the face. About sixty of them until Heracles felt the sensation.

He immediately shoved his you-know-what, you-know-where and pinned him to the ground. The earth shook as the grinning, moaning hero let his three-minute load do his bidding.

When it was over, the powerhouse rose to his feet. He-Man was on all fours, gagging and coughing as Heracles summoned more primal power.

He immediately scooped He-Man up and placed him in a massive bear-hug. He-Man howled in pain as Heracles, still oozing of the sexual sauce dripping, doubled in his monstrous squeeze force. He spun around as he squeezed and squeezed and squeezed, stomping on the ground and making the earth tremble. This fifteen minute squeeze-fest ended the way it usually does for the victims' spines;

HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

KKKKKKKKKKKKTTTTTTTT!!!!!

Victorious Heracles threw He-Man on the ground face first, leapt on him and rimmed him for another twenty minutes, each stroke slowly crumbling the rest of the undamaged bones in He-Man's body.

The monstrous Heracles rose, roaring ecstatically while his massive hand forced his immense chunk to point at He-Man's broken body in a four-minute ejaculation nightmare. He showered He-Man with emissions of thick grossness. Gross. When it was over, Heracles stood bold for another five minutes, lat spreading pose and all. His cannon oozed still. To anyone who saw him, he could say that Heracles was a intense god of both strength and eros.

This may not be worth interest, but Heracles saw an angry Hera scorn. Heracles rushed her, felling her with a flying butt strike. He pinned her to the ground, jammed his monstrosity down her throat, and stroked, rimmed and thrust her for thirty minutes until he erupted again. All her attack magic was ineffective against his godly torso and she was too worn to escape.

High above Olympus, Zeus, King of the Gods, laughed loud enough for thunder to blast. Heracles' laughter when he erupted was much louder.

BACK AT ETERNIA.

"Who…what…where…when…sometimes why?" He-Man said.

"Welcome back to Eternia," the Sorceress said.

"This isn't Grayskull," He-Man said.

"Nope. It's Snake Mountain. Look at your costume."

It was a maid's costume.

Skeletor laughed as he made an appearance.

"Had fun, naked boy?" He laughed. "The Sorceress didn't. In fact, she was quite miffed when you went out to play blue against Heracles. Now you're my slave for a full month. Now clean up Beast-Man's stables, porno-head!"

His laughter filled all of Snake Mountain.

END.

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