Note: Some elements of these stories are not
found in the ancient sources
Eurystheus
looked the giant over. Hera had promised Hercules would not be allowed
to hurt him. Still, the power that came of those muscles in waves... and
he was just standing there, naked, as if carved in stone. The bloated muscles
shadowed each other, rising and sinking in a relief no sculptor could even
imagine. Each individual muscle, no matter how small on an ordinary man,
twitched with living strength on Hercules, double or triple the natural
thickness and so dense that stone spear points shattered in vain attempts
to pierce them. It was almost as if he had no skin and each sinew had been
distorted for viewing by medical students. Eurystheus, a confirmed womanizer,
felt an undefined rage toward this man, toward how this giant made him
feel. And he was just standing there.
"You have ten labors to perform for me by order of the Pythia at
Delphi," Eurystheus began, his voice cracking. That infuriated him
further, this unwonted display of nervousness before a man who was his
slave, given him by the Queen of Heaven. "And I shall require a direct
accounting immediately afterward. Failure to perform any labor satisfactorily
will mean death."
Hercules crossed his arms before his chest. It was as if great trees
had come to life and bent themselves across a massive cliff face. His chest
gathered in horizontal outcroppings above his gnarled forearms. I wonder,
he thought, how he would try to kill me? Despite the fact that I'm half-divine,
I'm too strong for anything HE could devise. Well, it's academic anyhow.
I have never failed at anything. Nor will I.
It was his pride of course that always tripped him up. This time it
would be no different.
Hercules entered the valley of Nemea, where a wild lion had laid waste
to the countryside. Nobody could kill it, no matter how large the hunting
party, and the lion slew and ate all contestants. The great temple of Zeus,
his father, was abandoned and defiled with the carcasses of people the
lion had claimed. Herc's task was to bring the lion's skin back to Eurystheus.
His weapons: a quiver of the sharpest arrows in Greece and a club two athletes
could barely lift from the ground. He had torn a tree out of the earth
and stripped it with his bare hands, and it had crushed many a skull. With
a bellow he called out to the lion and walked up to the temple. He could
hear the cat pacing inside the sanctuary but somehow it sensed it might
have met its match. So it sat in the shadows, crouching and watching. Hercules
bellowed his challenge again.
"If you won't come out, I'll make you come out." He walked
up the steps to the central pillar and observed the construction. The stonework
was finely fitted around the tops of the giant columns, each five feet
in diameter and solid marble. The frieze around the top depicted the ancient
rites of Zeus. "Forgive me, father," he prayed. He grinned.
He'd heard of a so-called strong man in the east who toppled a temple
by pulling two columns together with chains. Hercules would show this lad
how it was done by a real man.
Spreading his heavy arms, he cracked his back and neck in a volley that
sounded as if tree-limbs were snapping. He put his hands around the column.
It was so thick he couldn't join his hands, but his grip would be no less
for that. His arms stretched three-quarters of the distance. With a sharp
intake of breath, he gripped the column. And squeezed.
Muscles leapt like wild animals along his forearms as his gigantic pecs
strained to draw them in towards his body. His triceps stood out behind
his arms farther, and farther in an obscene peak. His biceps contracted
against the cold marble and instantly a tinkling of cracks spread out from
beneath them. The fluted edges of the column crumbled under the pressure,
his fingers cracking and digging at the stone. Dust sifted down from his
chest. He now had the main bole of the column in his grasp.
He took a second breath, and again tried to pull his hands through the
stone towards his chest. Deeper clinks rang out of the pillar as stress
fractures opened beneath the blast of crushing power. A tremor ran through
the structure and the roof timbers whispered. The lion within growled edgily.
Chunks of stone began to chip out around his constricting arms. His
pecs ground deeper depressions into the stone. The column segments above
him began to tremble as with an earthquake. Hercules grunted. His face
grew red and a vein throbbed in his forehead. His arms never released their
pressure, but bore down as his back spread out to support them.
The marble split against the grinding force and Hercules poured power
into the fault. His knees dug into the pillar as well, pulverizing the
stone fluting as his legs lifted. Forcing the broken stone up against the
roof, he raised tons of rock off the temple floor. The musical tinkling
of marble chips falling joined the deeper groan as the roof teetered. But
the broken column held: his arms bound the pieces together more tightly
that the marble's own hardness had. With a final thrust upward, he sent
the great stone cornice toppling backward. Great logs split and fell with
shifting weight. He pulled back to set the column pieces flying away from
him and let go. The stone column smashed into pieces as the rest of the
temple crashed inward upon it. Other columns swayed and fell amid the clamoring
dust and stone shrapnel. Hercules stood amid the raining rubble and batted
it away with his forearms. Roaring with triumph he watched the great temple
rip open.
The giant cat had sought refuge within the inner sanctuary but that
space was too confined for it now, and it boomed with the debris pouring
onto it, cracking its stone. With a growl the lion leapt past Hercules
at lightning speed, taking a vicious swipe at his head. Hercules dodged
that paw and with reflexes faster than any wild animal grabbed the hind
leg as it soared past. His biceps bulged as it absorbed the impetus of
the catch, stopped it and dealt it right back out. Swinging the half-ton
lion around like a toy, his grip cracking the bones of the leg, Hercules
flung the cat hundreds of feet through the air to land smack against a
hillside. He walked toward the dazed, floundering beast.
The lion got up, wobbly and limping on its broken hind leg. Hercules
felt a little winded so he grabbed the bow that only one other man could
draw (and he was lost in the Trojan campaign), and shot an arrow with sure
accuracy. The arrow hit the lion over its heart... and broke. Hmm, thought
Hercules. With dizzying speed he shot a succession of arrows, his hands
a blur and the bowstring singing like a harp. All along the sides of the
lion the arrows stung and broke. The lion leapt.
Now
full of wild panic and hatred, it sprang at Hercules with such force that
its over-half-ton weight was multiplied and drove the giant man back as
he caught it against his chest. The lion clawed with razor talons that
tore at Hercules's skin, though they couldn't saw through his dense, ridged
muscle. The great teeth chewed the air near his head. Those jaws might
be able to get through his throat. The animal's breath stank of death and
decay. Hercules's swift hands rose to close those jaws.
Holding the half-ton cat up in one hand by the scruff of its mane, Herc's
other hand clamped down on the jaws, but they wouldn't close. The lion
exhibited enormous power, and Herc's forearm bulged and began to tremble
with the effort that just now cracked solid marble. The cat writhed, slashed
at him, then used Herc's own wide chest as a launching pad to leap off.
The mane ripped out in Herc's fist and he barely had time to catch his
breath before the cat was on him again, this time gnashing toward his cock.
Hercules reached for his club and with one hand raised the great wood into
the air. He brought it down on the lion's back with all his force: and
two feet of solid ash cracked over the lion's back. The lion leapt at his
face again.
The beast should be dead by now but it keeps coming back, Herc thought,
his mind racing. My weapons are useless. Well, not all of them. I have
these biceps. Herc grinned and fell on the lion.
Hercules didn't weigh a quarter of the lion's weight but his powerhouse
thighs drove the cat over onto its back. He clamped his arms around the
lion's back and pressed his chest against the lion's rib cage. Herc's thick
neck drove his head up against the lion's jaw. The lion struggled and ripped
at him with savage claws but Herc's legs quickly moved underneath and around
the lion's hind legs. Herc's back flared out, his lats wider than the lion's
compressing body. A strangled cry came out of the lion's mouth as Herc's
head shoved and shattered teeth. His chin ground down into the lion's throat.
Rolling onto his back he held the cat above him. Clasping his iron fingers
together he crunched the giant beast between his biceps, against his thickening
pecs. The space containing the lion contracted, grew smaller and tighter
with the cracking of vertebrae. The lion's legs sought the ground and tried
to press up, its back and shoulders writhing. Again, Herc squeezed. The
lion's ribs bowed out. Herc's legs trapped the hind legs of the lion and
started pulling them out of joint. The cat fought back but his legs held
and widened into a perfect split; The cat screamed, its eyes wide with
terror as its leg muscles ripped apart and tendons tore off the bone. Straining
to get up, to get away, only made it worse. The bone couldn't stand the
upward pressure of the cat's own muscle and the downward clamp of Herc's
unforgiving strength, and the front legs snapped in spiral fractures. Paws
hung limply in the clawed dirt and Herc breathed in the animal's musk.
His cock grew hard and he dug it into the animal's belly as a final humiliation:
here was this strong creature struggling for dear life and Herc was using
it for pleasure. Getting hard off its death throes. Blood and foam crept
out of the animals mouth and its eyes popped out of their sockets with
the unyielding pressure. Herc roared in triumph as his biceps tensed and
shattered spine and rib cage. Bone splintering out met those growing biceps
and shattered again. None of the cracking bone could pierce the animal's
tough hide. Internal organs, deprived of the armor of bone and sinew, ruptured
in a wash of blood and gore out its ass and mouth, ears and eyes.
Herc stood up, carrying the destroyed lion on his shoulder. Without
pausing for rest he began to run, half a ton crushed between deltoid and
biceps, toward Eurystheus.
Eurystheus was on his throne when he heard the commotion. His guards
ran to the bronze doors sealing the room from the corridor when they rang
out with a hollow boom and crashed open. The hinges of one bent under the
force and the door twisted off and fell to the floor with a deafening clang.
Hercules strode in with the fly-buzzing carcass on his shoulder, having
never set it down. He flung the animal at Eurystheus feet, silenced him
with a steely look and proceeded to flay the animal with his bare hands.
Ripping the tough hide off the macerated muscle and broken bones, he forced
Eurystheus to wretch on his royal robes and gilded throne. Then, taking
the red wet hide, he wrapped it around his body as the perfect shield and
rested the animals horrified head atop his own as a helmet.
He stood before the sickened Eurystheus, his massive body streaked with
blood.
"Next?"
***
A hideous monster had made its nest at the Well of Amymone in Argos.
The Hydra, a snake with nine heads, the middle one immortal, crushed in
its coils and ate anyone passing by. Eurystheus thought to give himself
a good name by ridding the country of this pestilence. Or rather, by having
Hercules do it for him.
Hercules had sent for his servant Iolaus, but he had not come. The Nemean
lion skin had been cleaned and made field-worthy by the young athletes
of the gymnasium at Tiryns, which only exacerbated Eurysthenes' hatred
of the hero. Herc watched the Hydra from the swamp and thought through
strategy. "What the hell, I'll just kill it."
Having lost his trusty club to the lion, he looked about for something
more sturdy. The snake's reach was long and although the skin would protect
him from the venomous fangs, he'd rather not get too dirty. He walked up
to a tree past the edge of the swamp where the ground was firm and dry.
It looked like it had just the right heft, not too long, about half the
width of his chest. It was old though, and thick roots dug into the ground
like talons. He apologized to the spirit of the tree and set to work.
Bracing his thighs, each as big around as the trunk, he put his hands
to the bole and began to push. The wood creaked but stayed firm. Working
his shoulders in a rhythmic motion, he increased the pressure. Sharp cracking
pops accompanied the rising creak, but the roots held. The upper branches
danced as the force expanded up through the tree. Birds flew off from surrounding
trees. He pressed harder. Slowly, the feet-thick truck started to bend.
Bark snapped and flew off. It wasn't what he wanted. He backed off and
the tree sighed, but was too bent to straighten up.
He had a suspicion the roots might come in handy with all those heads
to contend with so he got down on his knees and reached around the trunk
at ground level. His lats thickened and spread as he started to twist to
the right. The heavy roots held and again popping sounds trembled the ground.
He twisted to the left, his arms holding but not crushing the tree, manipulating
it out of the solid earth. Hard soil shook and broke into huge clods as
he forced the root system to slowly agitate. His twists got harder, his
abs and intercostals responded by hardening into interlocked iron fingers.
His knees sank into the ground and he started to twist with an upward motion,
as if unscrewing the tree from the ground. Deep in the earth the lower
roots ripped and tore loose from the earth or themselves. He heaved again
and again and forced compliance with his will. Finally the tree gave an
inch to Hercules' muscle. He doubled his efforts. His back writhed as he
tried to straighten up from a crouch without changing his grip on the trunk.
Five or six roots as big as a decathlete's leg shivered and wrenched. With
the pressure with which tree roots crack rock, but greater and faster,
he gave final upward thrust. The tree's rooted resistance buckled and the
earth could not hold it against Herc's strength. With a loud rip the tree
wrenched out, throwing mounds of dirt off its trembling roots.
Hercules snapped off the branches with ridiculous ease and, carrying
the dying tree above his head, ran at the Hydra. The immense weight of
the tree sank his feet into the increasingly soggy ground but that didn't
slow the giant, he simply kicked a trench open behind him as he charged.
The Hydra had three heads turned toward him as he ran. It had never seen
anything like this. The tree suddenly swung through the air and knocked
those three heads clean off their necks.
His
biceps rose in Olympian peaks as they reined in the power of the swinging
tons of living wood. His jaw dropped open. To his amazement, two new heads
were growing where only one was before. The new heads bulged out of the
ragged stumps, covered in blood and swelling into hideous fanged life.
Now the hydra had 12 heads. In rage he smashed the tree-club down upon
these six new heads, crushing the skulls beneath it.
The other heads flew at him, trying to pierce the lion skin with their
teeth. Herc batted them away like flies. Two coiled around him and began
to tighten their coil. Herc thought of his earliest memory: when he was
two, Hera had sent two snakes to kill him and his twin brother Iphicles.
Laughing, he thought they were toys until they tried to bite him. Already
his muscles had become hard and tense and the snakes could sink their teeth
in but couldn't remove them. As they struggled against his thighs, baby
Hercules grabbed them and crushed them in his hands, over and over mashing
the bones and reptilian muscles until there was nothing left. They hadn't
bitten his brother and his body was already at work conquering the venom.
That had set the stage for everything that came after.
The two Hydra heads continued to close around him. He relaxed, to let
them get as tight as they could. The snake bodies began to labor as they
crushed against his iron body. Suddenly he flexed every huge muscle in
his body with such lightning speed the Hydra couldn't withstand or release.
His jumping muscles crushed the coiling snakes and sent pulped meat flying.
Blood and flesh gushed over his body as the broken snake-necks fell to
the ground. "Not again," he said.
He stepped back to survey the remaining heads. The two who had attacked
him were broken almost at the main body, but now he saw two new necks growing
out of the stumps like monstrous cocks. When he picked up the log the six
crushed heads beneath it fell away, and now 12 heads were extruding. There
were now 21 heads to contend with, snarling and snapping and spewing a
vaporous poison that made him feel dizzy. Hercules grabbed his tree-club
and retreated.
Grabbing two hundred-pound boulders of flint, one in each hand, he smashed
them together over and over. Sparks flew and lit the roots of the tree
on fire. With the blazing torches he again held the tree overhead and charged
the monster. The Hydra hissed and screamed as he ground the spreading roots
against the heads, burning and cauterizing the wounds so no new heads could
grow, his arm muscles writhing like greater, stronger snakes. That left
the middle, immortal head to deal with.
Since it couldn't be killed, it had to be stopped at least. He'd seen
how helpless the three necks had been underneath the log. That gave him
an idea.
There looked to be a sizeable rock poking out of the water nearby. Hercules
hurriedly swam out to it while the last head screamed and writhed in pain.
Treading water, he tried to uproot the rock-but it was too heavy! The smooth
surface might have made a grip difficult for a normal man, but his fingers
adhered like death and pulled, his legs churning the water. The rock shifted
but the deep mud sucked it back down. He took in huge lungfuls of air and
dove.
The rock was bigger than he thought. The water was ten feet deep and
judging by the shape of the rock it might extend another twenty feet under.
It clearly weighed hundreds of tons, plus the weight of the water and the
power of the mud. The swamp bottom was too thick to get a footing on, so
Herc closed his eyes and dove under it.
His great thighs powered him through the viscous mud until he had bored
to the bottom of the rock. The surface of the swamp boiled with displaced
mud and muck as his shredded quads drove his body down. The mud was harder,
more compacted, beneath the huge rock so Herc set his shoulders against
it. In the thick darkness iron muscle grew, and grew, and impossibly grew
as he strained to dislodge the rock from its sunken bed. The glue-like
mud slowly lost its hold in thick sucking bloops. But he was running out
of air. There was only one thing to do.
Crouching on the swamp bed he sank down into a full squat, the rock
upon his shoulders like Atlas. Driving his legs into the hardened bottom
he flung the rock up through the water until it catapulted through the
air. Herc's thighs, driven deeper into the sedimentary bed, were locked-but
not for long. He flexed them again and cracked the hard sediment, and thrusting
up he surfaced and watched to see if his calculations were correct. They
were dead-on.
The tonnage of stone, driven by power only a volcano might equal, toppled
trees and smashed branches. Hundreds of tons ripped out of the earth and
propelled by this god-man's muscle straight toward the squirming, terrified
head. Faster than the snake's reflexes it crashed into the ground, dragging
the immortal snake head forty feet into the solid earth, trapping it. The
force blasted the rock so hard it completely buried itself and the Hydra
and all Herc had to do was spit on the grave. He gathered up some of the
broken heads and brought them back to Eurystheus. As his gift.
Once again Eurystheus was enraged at Hercules' survival and triumph
as he tossed those scaly heads into his lap. He felt a maddening tenseness
in his cock. Herc could read the distress on the man's face and saw through
it: he had seen it many times before. He walked up the steps to the throne
without asking permission and stood before it, his own cock budging aside
the leather loincloth in gentle, firm rocking spasms. Clear precum glistened
on the engorged head and dripped down onto Eurystheus's knee. The king
glared, his face twisted with a storm of emotions he couldn't explain or
underst and, and as his own penis responded to the irresistible command
of Hercules, he screamed out:
"Guards! Get him out of here! Now!"
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