Grunt & groan! (mp3)
"Femme Fatales"
2/1992
"Try to make it through all the nonsense
of the script - then think of how good a movie it would have been if Lou
Ferrigno and his wife, Carla, hadn't suddenly turned it into a kiddie film.
The original screenplay, an R-rated blend of adventure and erotica, was
about how the lonely Hercules wanders around until he finally meets up
with a power-hungry, manipulative Queen. She sexually seduces him and tricks
him into using his strength to conquer other kingdoms. It wraps up when
she herself fights Hercules - to the death! The whole reason for doing
HERCULES was to match the CONAN movie and that meant the blood and the
guts and the nudity and the sex, but, instead we got a bad episode of FAERIE
TALE THEATRE."
"Playboy"
August 1983
"Mr. Ferrigno just has a plain terrible insecurity. When he finally
got two lead roles, it went to his head. Here he is Hercules - and he says
that ever since he was a boy, his big dream was to do Hercules - and he
says to himself that he's more beautiful, he's better, he's bigger than
he dreamed. When those things go to your head and you start stepping on
people around you, that's the beginning of going down."
Comments such as those, plus some others she made about Ferrigno on
a talk show, got her some bad reviews from her producer, Menahem Golan.
"Menahem has said, 'Just try to say nice things."' What are those
nice things? "He's bigger than Steve Reeves," she offers. "He's
at least as handsome." And then she falls strangely silent. "I
want to make more films with Menahem," she explains with a smile.
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"Oh, it's no contest. Lou's flapping pecs get caressed by no fewer
than two hot, sexy women, per picture - and Sybil often has first dibs.
Her mammary glands are given attention in Lou's flicks of course, but are
never showcased. Ferrigno's characters seldom express actual interest in
women. They are simply opportunities to feature his rescuing abilities,
as well as to assure the audience, by her mere presense, that he might
not be gay. So, while Sybil has the cleavage the fanboy's crave, her frontal
protrusions are always treated as an intrusion in every Lou Ferrigno movie
she finds herself in - proof positive that Lou's pulsing pecs are indeed,
the MAIN attraction, in these films."
"I'm going to side with Sybil on this issue. Although I love the
HERCULES films for what they are, cheezy Italo-tainment, I would have enjoyed
seeing an 'R' equivalent to "CONAN THE BARBARIAN". There is too
much potential for a raw, bloody, in-your-face peplum adventure to see
the actuality come to fruition... a 'PG' family adventure. Personally,
it could go either way, but I can only imagine an "EXCALIBUR"-like
approach that would have been great."
"I have to argee with Sybil, it could been a much better film.
I believe this is the reason why Ferrigno finds it hard to find a good
film to do. When Schwarzenegger does a film he puts his all into it. I
guess that's why he lost the Olympia contests to Arnold all the time. Quality
always makes a difference."
"Lou is a stud. Too bad he wasn't naked in ANY movie. Sybil seems
like the insecure one."
"At Least Lou's boobs are REAL! Nicer nipples too. Man, he is a
STUD, wish he was naked in the movie!"
"I'd love to do ferrigno! Damn those oily, glistening pecs and
dark nipples make me moist everytime! DAMN! He's even finer now that he's
older!"
"Sybil Rules - Lou had very little to do with the movie as far
as I'm concerned. I can't believe they didn't use Sybil more in the movie.
She rules!"
"Breast may be bought and are available in great quantity, but
pecs take years to build: if you don't buy them and they are rare!"
"Sybil Danning's boobs are the best highlights of all her films."
"Those jiggling boobs have everything."
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"Action Films"
March 1983
"Lou Ferrigno did not like the idea to begin with that I was made
a gladiator [in the Seven Magnificent Gladiators,
another sword & sandal movie shot shortly before Hercules]. In his
eyes, especially being a body builder as he is, he feels he's the only
one to handle the whole situation and have all the fight scenes to himself.
And of course, when he heard there was going to be a woman with him, he
didn't have enough power to say no, but he certainly wanted to make my
role and my existence there as miserable as possible."
"Almost every scene where I was supposed to fight alongside Ferrigno
was all of a sudden changed because he had a talk with the director. There
are a few good action scenes where I'm in there, but except for one scene,
there are none where we're actually fighting alongside each other like
it should be, like it was in the script."
"And there were other scenes where I found myself as the only one
to wear a cloack around my shoulders. In one scene, we're going to a tavern,
and I'm supposed to go through the tavern door together with Mr. Ferrigno.
The men were going bare-chested and bare-armed, but he felt that I should
wear a cloak around my shoulders. He was worried that when we go through
the tavern door, maybe somebody wouldn't see him, as big and clutzy as
he is, but would look at me instead. I don't know, maybe they'll write
in the subtitles that the woman gladiator had low blood pressure and was
always cold and had to wear a cloak."
According to Danning, it further shook Ferrigno's equipoise that Danning
was an accomplished horsewoman, while he was a novice. "Problems arose
because Mr. Ferrigno did not know how to ride a horse. It took us some
time to go over and over scenes where he had to ride. Of course, he ended
up riding the same way that he rode in the first take after the twelfth
take. He was still kicking the horse below to make everyone think he was
trying to go, and pulling it back with the reins so it couldn't go."
According to Danning, Ferrigno took revenge by telling the director to
make sure that she rode at least three to four feet behind him. "I'm
not sure if it was because he thought that I was a woman and shouldn't
be riding next to him, or maybe he thought that I rode better than he did,
and he didn't want anybody to see that," she adds.
Ferrigno was apparently so insistent on not being in scenes with Danning
that some action shots had to be filmed after he had left. "One thing
that the director put in after his absence was a drinking scene. If I fight
like a gladiator, I should also drink like one. But they didn't want Ferrigno
to know they were shooting it."
By the end of work on Gladiators, Ferrigno and Danning were not
on speaking terms. After a two week break, the battle immediately resumed
on the set of Hercules. Danning says, "The role I was supposed
to play - the love interest of Hercules - I did not end up playing. The
producer asked me not to play the love interest."
Instead, Danning took on a more appropriate role, given the situation.
"I play the bad princess, who wants to possess, capture, devour, seduce,
and keep Hercules just for her own pleasures," she explains.
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